"The Installation of
Self-Confidence/Self
Love"
Tech Support: Yes, how can I help
you?
Customer: Well,
after much consideration, I've decided to
install
Self-Confidence/Self Love. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support:
Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support: The first step is to open
your Mind. Have you located
your Heart?
Customer: Yes,
but there are several other programs running now.
Is it okay to install
Self-Confidence/Self Love while they are running?
Tech Support:
What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's
see, I have Fear, Doubt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge
and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from
your
current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory but it
will no longer disrupt other programs.
Self-Confidence/Self Love will
eventually override
Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Self-Esteem. However,
you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment.
Those programs
prevent
Self-Confidence/Self
Love from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me
how?
Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until
Grudge and Resentment have been
completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, done!
Self-Confidence/Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base program.
You
need to begin connecting to other
Hearts in order to get
the upgrades.
Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error
- Program not run on external components." What should
I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means
that the Love program is set up to
run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your
Heart. In
non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love
yourself before
you can Love others.
Customer: So,
what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull
down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following
files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge
your Potential.
Customer: Okay,
done.
Tech Support: Now,
copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
faulty programming.
Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all
directories and
empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely
gone and never
comes back.
Customer: Got
it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually
everything gets it at the proper time. So
Self-Confidence/Self
Love is
installed and running.
One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be
sure to give it
and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will
in turn share it
with others and return some cool modules back to you.
Customer:
Thank you.
The Black
Crone/Tech
Support: You're Welcome, Anytime.